main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

Cow Cable

An electrical type of cable decorated black and white, resembling a cow's hide

"Dude, I so want that cow cable!"

by ConorLove247 February 28, 2009

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

DVI Cable

A euphemism for intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"Mitchell and Jacob are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm saying." "Screw you, matey."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

dvi cable

Intense gay love betwixt two nerds

"These two are having a bit of a DVI Cable, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by Mister NameMcFace June 13, 2017

Daniel Cable

Sexy Bastard.

Look over there. It's Daniel Cable. What a sexy Bastard.

by By eck August 10, 2017

Xfinity cable

A giant scam the rips you off for TV when you can get it free by a TV antenna

I just paid the Xfinity cable bill now they want a extra $50 dallor fee

by urbanmeme May 12, 2018