bsf rebound

person whose being used by their best friend because they don’t have a bf/gf

person 1) i feel like kelly only really talks to me when she’s single
person 2) she’s found her bsf rebound ig

by hottestmilfoat January 19, 2023

B.S. Perfect

Boy Scout perfect. One who can go into the woods with a toothpick and a knife and make the next Mall of America.

Person 1 - "Wow! Thomas made a perfect fort!"
Person 2 - "I know, he's definately B.S. Perfect."

by Dictionary_Master October 9, 2008

joey b’s

A shitshow of a restaurant in palmerton pa where there are bugs in the kitchen, piss on the toilets, spit in the food and all around a horrible dining experience ran by a ugly dumb egotistical sack of shit known as Elon!

“You don’t wanna go to Joey b’s you could catch cancer from eating there”

by Sireth October 10, 2018

R.A.B.S.

Simply

R=Random
A=Ass
B=Boner
S=Syndrome

I got a huge R.A.B.S. right as soon as I stood up.

This R.A.B. is gonna make me look like a perv!

by E-Buck May 12, 2008

BSSM

BSSM is shorter for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, an album by Red Hot Chili Peppers. The word is commonly used by RHCP fans or wannabe-RHCP-fans.

RHCP fan: I believe this album is the best since BSSM!
Non-fan: since when?

by Agne May 30, 2005

BSNBC

BSNBC is what the cable network channel MSNBC is sometimes called. It received this name for numerous examples of "BS" and extremely biased, far-left propaganda promoted on the channel.

Person 1: "No, that is not possible. Barack Obama has never made a mistake in his life! He is almost a living god!"

Person 2: "What the? You really need to stop watching BSNBC and Chris Matthews."

by houstonhipster August 20, 2013

ft bstrd

Short for Fat Bastard. Internet legend. Master debater. Known for his omnipotence on the Badweatherbikers.com website. Women love him. Liberals fear him.

Ft bstrd is everywhere filling the universe with wisdom.

by Rocketman(MIA) February 4, 2010