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Brantford

A city in Ontario, which is Canada’s equivalent of Detroit. Everyone is poor, white, and have criminal records. The ones that don’t have a record just haven’t been caught yet - and they won’t because the police force is corrupt, lazy, and underfunded. You will see an equal amount of cigarette butts and bullet casings on the ground. There is no “nice” part of the city. Don’t bother owning anything here, it will get stolen. You could get away with murder here, and most people do. Want to live here? Go for it! It’s cheap unlike anywhere else, but you only get two living options: the projects or the ghetto. There’s a reason Gretzky left!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
Person 1: Wow! Brantford really must like firework shows! I can hear them all day long!
Person 2: Right… fireworks
by Fightclub31 November 11, 2021
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Brantford

A shit city in southern Ontario that borders Hamilton and Cambridge.

It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.

The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.

Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
I went to Brantford once and saw a shirtless man carrying a handgun, smoking a cigarette, and drinking alcohol out of a bag while walking his Pit bull with a chain. Everyone then proceeded to stare at me in my suit and my car that was still on four wheels because I was considered the unusual one
by WindsorLocal42424242255 November 14, 2021
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Brantford

Brantford is best described as the 24/7 purge. You can do whatever you want there and you won’t get arrested, even if the cops see it. More people open carrying than in Texas and more people shooting each other than Compton. What an awful place, I’m not sure how people live there
in Brantford you can ask anyone for fentanyl and you’ll get hooked up
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Baint refers to the the distance between a girl's tits. It is an abbreviation of boob taint, which comes from the English, taint, which refers to the space between the nuts and the asshole, and boob, which refers to a boob. The word is thought to have originated in the early 2000's near Hartsville, SC.
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To lie, for comic value, knowing that people won't find it funny.
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