Brandon

The biggest asshole and TRY HARD you will ever meet.
OMG he is such a Brandon, I hate that kid.
by whycantwebefriends September 04, 2014
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a lyin ass hetero who vapes and cheats on cool girls
brandons a fucking cuck!
by broccolibutt July 08, 2016
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Brandon

An extremely large cock-block. Will often hump, spank, grab, grind, squeeze, his way into making sure that you do not get laid, kissed, or even hugged by a female. Often seen lurking in the back of a group searching for targets to cock-block.
Dude you were so close to being with that girl, if only that brandon wasn't there you would have had her with you tonight.
by cockblocka-k August 26, 2010
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to get your ass kicked in a very pathetic way. Usually the ass kicker is on a sports team, so the ass kicking is publicized in a huge way.
Damn, he got Brandoned! Everyone will be hearing of this by Monday!
by escucha me April 24, 2008
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a man with a bad taste in mexican women, women in which have more chest and facial hair than him
by aleck January 31, 2008
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Not smart as fuck very retarded watch Pornhub
Brandon you are the the fuck tard I luv. <3
by Brandon Rus February 16, 2016
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the trashiest guy in the world. will 100% break your heart.
Brandon is an absolute jerk. I hope he rots.
by keroppi luvs u September 30, 2020
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