chicken brad

THE MOST EPIC MEMELORD OF ALL TIMES. However, there is only one and you are not him.

LOOK ITS CHICKEN BRAD

by chicken_brad November 12, 2019

Brad Toth

The god and source of all thicc calves in the state of Texas.

Thank you, Brad Toth, for my sexy sexy calves.

by Timmothy McGay May 22, 2019

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Brad's Bounce

When playing golf and you hit an errant shot, but somehow you get lucky and the ball ends up just fine, and you salvage a par or better.

Riley's ball took a Brad's Bounce when the ball hit the tree and landed on the green for an easy birdie.

by Big B of Memphis May 17, 2020

Brad Williams

Midget comedian

How tall is Brad Williams?
Midget.

by CheesyMna January 14, 2023

Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.

Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.

by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023

Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

by tinydoll May 13, 2023