Chak-blocker

1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.

"I know you are in a bad mood but stop being such a Chak-blocker."

by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

Cock blocker

When you don’t help your friend(s) out for your other friend

“Hey ky your a cock blocker for not pmo with your friend” 🤷🏾

by Lol kidd February 22, 2021

joke blocker

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

by Samran53 April 2, 2021

Talk-Blocker

When calling someone, they immediately change the conversation, then end the call before you have a chance to tell them what you called them for.

I was completely Talk-Blocked when I called Joel. I wanted to ask him a question, but all he did was complain then hang up. That guy is the master Talk-Blocker

by mexicoselbano October 27, 2012

Queue Blocker

A person who wants you to wait to watch a Netflix DVD until they can watch it with you, but will never actually sit down to watch it, thus blocking your Netflix queue.

My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.

by TardBarglar January 1, 2012

fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.

Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.

by blackmikeg August 3, 2011