fashion blogger

A person who steadily collaborates photos of people who are thinner and cooler than them, hanging out with people cooler than their friends, in places cooler than they've ever been. This person doesn't really commit themselves to the trends that they copy out of russh and oyster mags, but lets their 'blog do the talking' about their unique style.
They then intersperce the photos that they have taken of their sisters/friends/from google with commentary that is largely irrelevant or selfrighteous, and not a lot more than what everyone else has been saying. Seem to think other people give a shit.

*Watching a girl walk down the street with a studded leather jacket and fake raybans*
-'Ooh, bang on trend' (sarcastically)
-'Yeah, definately a fashion blogger'

by smit1993 July 1, 2010

jigger bigger

A word that goes hand and hand with nigger,spook,and coon

usually a word used by the older folk.

"hey what you jigger biggers doing in my yard!!!!

by wisdome77 June 15, 2009

blogger

noun Someone who is addicted to their computer.

MaryJane Idlesmyth could not find anything else to do with her time after exhausting all interenet activities, so she decided to start sending messages out to the world instead of receiving them in, via the internet, hence becoming a professional blogger.

by stellar60 April 10, 2010

bigger than poop

in anal sex something bigger than poop

no you cant stick that in my ass its bigger than poop.
It hurt when he stuck it in m y ass cause it was bigger than poop.

by douche bag queen October 19, 2008

Biggerz

someone ridiculously good looking but really full of himself (sometimes in a good way)

by Ashley Miller February 27, 2003

Bloggerliscious

adjective (origin: California English)

1.) the level of deliciousness that a blog webpage contains in order to satisfy the hungry readership consuming the information.

2.) not only representing a whole entire blog site, but may also be applied to a portion of its contents - Example: a "post" by the blogger.

3.) about a person, it can denote a blogger that is HOT

1.) "I was starving for information on how the finger mustache trend started and found a bloggerliscious site from Germany that told me all I needed to know for my master's thesis on the evolution of Mustache Facial Art "

2.) "I read her entire page, but nearly drooled over a bloggerliscious post on Ashton Kutcher passed out on a beach naked with photo links!"

3.) "Her blog is entirely stupid, but she is way bloggerliscious, so i just scan through her videos or photos"

by Digital Sweet June 14, 2011

Blaggering

The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.

Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.

by Shadilay's Sorrow March 15, 2022