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bleeding-heart libertarian

One who believes that certain values typically associated with the far left, such as environmental sustainability and animal rights, are fully compatible with (or even a natural extension of) their libertarian values. Essentially, one who believes in compassion but doesn't believe that robbing Peter to pay Paul (i.e. government appropriation of our income) is the least bit compassionate.
A: You're a vegan? I thought you were just one of those nutjobs that believed we should eliminate the Federal Reserve and legalize heroin.

B: You know me, bleeding-heart libertarian.
by vnjersgn October 16, 2010
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Belvedere

bell-vuh-deer n. A pompous homosexual aristocrat.
Tony Randall may be married to some young babe, but we all know he's just a Belvedere.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003
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bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary
Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006
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bleeded

past tense of "bleed",

used by Justin Timberlake in an attempt to rhyme with "cheated" in his powerful song "What Goes Around Comes Back Around"
"When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl...
and it goes without saying, that you left me feelin hurt"
by Nigerian Hotness December 9, 2008
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Bleeding rainbows

A reaction some people have when they don't want anyone to know they're hurt.
Oh, don't worry Katie, I'm okay with the fact that you ran off with my boyfriend *bleeding rainbows*
by NinjaFREak111 March 5, 2011
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Double Nose Bleed

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.
"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"
by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons September 17, 2011
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

In some cultures if a female is old enough to bleed, she is old enough to breed.
Daddy: "Sally, now tell me when you first see blood in your pants or in your pee."

Sally: "Ok, daddy."

Some time later.

Sally: "Daddy, my pants are full of blood."

Daddy: "Ok, Sally, we are going to play a game for the next several weeks."

Daddy had sex with Sally until he knocked her up.

This is also known as incest.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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