I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor September 25, 2015
When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.
I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine
by Soso2019 July 26, 2021
To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej January 31, 2011
A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
by Mr Fury March 21, 2024
Someone who vastly out performs his/her peers at a particular activity. Common in the South. Home birth's obviously have no birth certificate thus making the validity of their age up for debate
by Dwarf Comquat June 22, 2009
Birth Privilege, or born person privilege, is the societal privilege that entitles born persons to advocate for non-born persons to be aborted by their mothers if and when the unborn person becomes a burden to their mother any time before they are born, regardless of whether or not the born person realizes they too were also supposed to be aborted by their mother.
Hey Karen, I’m glad your mom walked out of the abortion clinic before you were born, otherwise you couldn’t join me at the Women’s March this weekend where we’ll be executing our birth privilege to let women know they can only be equal to men if they’re free to abort their unborn offspring!
by 20th Century Blinder August 02, 2022
When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.
by Herpesbacon April 06, 2017