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Some one who needs to do something but never gets to it and complains later that she does not have time and rushes through it because she spent the hour playing games on the television
My girl friend is such a Bernadette almendra she sat there playing games on the television then complained that she never has time to go to the store
by Ninja assassin February 4, 2010
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Boy 2: Man, she's so bern.
Boy 2: Man, she's so bern.
by Coopertjm October 26, 2011
Get the Bern mug.A sex act where a lady is simultaneously pleasured by three men and is never seen or heard from again.
"Hey Jeff and Phil! Want to join me in taking Sheila to the Bermuda Triangle?"
"Oh man, I though you'd never ask!"
"I'm in!"
"Oh man, I though you'd never ask!"
"I'm in!"
by MCprofK April 30, 2013
Get the Bermuda Triangle mug.An act involving three male partners which position themselves in a triangle in which things usually tend to mysteriously disappear within.
"Man, when Mike, Brett, and Matt were in the Bermuda Triangle it reminded me of one of those M.C. Escher paintings."
by Carpet Monster February 16, 2006
Get the bermuda triangle mug.The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women?
Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
by Berlusconi_is_#1 May 11, 2009
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