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The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women?
Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:

- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"

--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor

-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"

-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."

-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."

There's a lot more........
by Berlusconi_is_#1 May 11, 2009

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