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Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.
"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*
by witelighter06 December 13, 2006
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st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.
gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!
by pink popcorn February 16, 2005
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bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.
Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.
by V. C. Five February 10, 2008
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Bearded Fish Taco

Damn! Shut your legs, I can smell that bearded fish taco from all the way over here!
by ljihfdsgluhdfg October 13, 2008
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Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.
Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!
by J_Dogg January 2, 2009
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Gill St. Bernard's

An extremely affluent, small, private K-12 school located in Gladstone, NJ. Made up of 72 acres, it has 2 streams, horses, two gymnasiums, and facilities you would see at a college. Sheltered rich kids go here and are all too caught up with grades and having the best designer wear. "Partying" is not what normal teenagers would call it, but Gill kids think its hardcore anyway. Our soccer team is godly, along with tennis, cross-country, and basketball. Not to mention our theater department kicks ass too with numerous Rising Star awards from the Papermill Playhouse. The "Hockenbury" building has a student cafe/lounge and library that has a fireplace and lounge area, stained glass on the book shelves, and laptops for student use. Basically, you can't go here unless you are loaded. Classes end mid-May and then you have "unit" which can mean traveling to a foreign country for 2 weeks and staying in nice hotels (nothing low class for us). Kids here are typical private school kids, naive and living off of daddy's money, never having to work a day. Gill kids know how to work the system though, so watch out.
Tom: Where do you go to school?
Jim: I go to Gill St. Bernard's, of course.
Tom: You mean that rich school? Damn I wish I could go there, but I'm not rich enough or smart enough!
by RichKidGSB May 13, 2009
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bearded

When someone tops a story that you just told.
Me: Last night i drank like 30 beers

Bearder: Ya well i gottta buddy who drinks 30 beers per meal.

Other guy: dude, you just got bearded.
by Ashley Furniture Bro January 13, 2011
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