Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

by evo guy September 14, 2011

beechy

is amazing cool and funnny and has loads of 3 somes and woooohh is fucking seexxxxyy!

girl 1: i had a 3 some last night
girl2: oh my god, what a beechy!

by blonde bitchyyy beech tree August 31, 2010

benchmarks

Numeric ratings of a computers performance that can, to some extent be tweaked to give the results you want. Often used in forums to 'prove' that someones chosen product is the best

l33t forum user: I added a 3000 megacycle wonderdongle to my picturemaker and my benchmark is now 2837.
another l33t forum user: wtf rotfl @ l33t forum user!11

by itsjazzy March 21, 2004

bench-legged

Short legs in stature

She's pretty but kind of kind of bench-legged, barely long enough to keep the dew off of it.

by J Farrell February 17, 2005

Benching

When a morbidly obese man slams himself on a flimsy looking bench with multiple people on it to make the whole thing collapse, making everyone fall on their asses, spilling any coffee or lunch they have with them

"Hey Michael, I just heard that John went out benching last night, he got some people real good"

by Lord Shaxx, god himself March 6, 2020

park bench

when someone is really boring they are consider as boring as a park bench e.g. a park bench does more than them.

that kid is a park bench he does nothing

by poohead111 April 5, 2010

benchmarks

Points of reference for a particular task or job. Or indicators of how well someone is doing.

Based on the days when engineers tested equipment for various vehicles on benches, and had marked the bench with reference points to show how well the device performed.

The basic benchmarks here in this job include that you perform at least 90% of the tasks in each working day, and clear at least 50% of anything left from the day before.

by D F STuckey March 23, 2004