Beating behind the bush

Beating behind the bush

Where has Harley gone?

Oh he's just popped behind that Bush to tug his todger.
So he's beating behind the bush then.

by Ring pirate November 10, 2018

mama a girl behind you

a phrase derived from floptok. a young girl is recording a video of her mom with a snapchat filter on. her bitmoji appears behind her in frame, to which the girl, surprised, says “mommy… mama a girl behind you”

the phrase has been turned into something used to convey surprise jokingly, where “girl” can be replaced with basically anything

when you’re spilling tea but the tea walks into the room:
“mama a girl behind you”

by infinnite28 November 26, 2024

National Behind The House Day

A day, which is everyday, where you and your loved one make out behind a house

Abi its national behind the house day let's go fuck

by Peepeepapa November 01, 2019

open behinded

The state of being open to anal and other forms of ass play.

I tried to convince my girlfriend to try anal but she's not into it. I wish she would be more open behinded.

by ozzysms November 04, 2014

dull behind

another word used for 'dumb ass' that has satisfied both 'dumb' and 'ass' in a rather proper term.

I'm such a dull behind. They're acting like a dull behind.

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023