Beatness

(Adj) the quality of being useless, annoying, bothersome, and generally incorrect

Esp. Describing an event, activity, or person

the latest research suggests that Tucker's beatness is the greatest threat to humanity

by doctorscience July 14, 2016

5th Beatle

Any extra person who fulfills a need in an existing group, especially musical, regardless of its actual size. Based on the famous conundrum of the original musical group The Beatles, "who was the fifth Beatle?"

Opposite of a "5th wheel".

Jake sits in with us on keys and fills the gap--he's totally our 5th Beatle.

Our group orgy was sort of ho-hum until Jan showed up; now she's our 5th Beatle!

by Bancis Franken October 11, 2013

the beetles

when you forget how to spell "the beatles"

great show by the beetles :)

by ThaLukry September 20, 2020

Aston Beagles

An absolute gigachad

You are an Aston Beagles

by TAKEN666 January 16, 2021

japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

by Evan February 20, 2005

Beatle Trip

The adventure your mind goes on while listening to a Beatles song. Generally occuring when one is high and listening to classic 60s/70s rock. A Beatle trip is where your taken away by the beautiful and epic composition playing, and seems to take you to another dimention, universe, or just a whole new world.

Stoner1:"Dude! That Beatle trip we went on earlier was epic!"

Stoner2: "Omg dude that was fuckin SICK! That song took me to a whole nother demention bro! Greatest Beatle Trip ever!"

Stoner1: "Beacause by the Beatles is by far the best beatles trip I've ever been on."

Stoner2: "That northern lights shit we smoked right before helped a bit too!

Stoner1: "Oh for sure. That shit was DANK!"

by dirtydeanchappen February 18, 2011

myles beagles

A TWAT

OI, MYLES BEAGLES!

by HeadHunter989 January 27, 2018