dump your beans

ejaculation , to eject semen

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.

by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005

Hate Beans

1. Used as a noun, referring to beans of hatred.
2. Used as a noun, reversing the effect of the phrase "cool beans"
3. Used as a noun, referring to an object covered in hate.

1. I eat hate beans for breakfast.
2. Jeff676: Dude I got a headshot, cool beans!
AlexKilla22: Hate Beans >:(
3. This server is just smuthered in hate beans.

by Dark6 September 11, 2005

jackin the beanstalk

pretty self explanatory. An act of jerkin it, or tuggin the bugger. Otherwise known as masturbation.

Jon: "Yo, did you do your english assignment last night?"

Me: Nah man, I was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.

Jon: You been jackin the beanstalk AGAIN?!

Me: 3 times a day bro.

by J Benj November 5, 2007

Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.

"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."

by i821u812 February 27, 2009

roasting the beans

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 7, 2009

organic jelly beans

rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.

I peed my pants when I saw the kids running around gobbling up the organic jelly beans near the church lawn.

by Mills fokk August 1, 2009

Beanos

The bean that is thanos

Praise our lord and savoir beanos

by neatomosquito September 28, 2019