fuckshit bean bag

name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag

shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin

by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005

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Bean Queen

An internet celebrity title established in the "Things Filled With Beans, That Shouldn't Be" Facebook group, whereby the person in question took part in a photoshoot in a bean field. She was then elevated to legume royalty.

This eventual fallout resulted in a half-naked massage therapist announcing his departure, thus being dubbed the Bean King.

"Long live the Bean Queen. The Queen of Beans!"

"Goddamnit I'm so sick of Bean Queen being overshared. It's not funny anymore. I'm out. Bye guys."

by HarbingerOfBeans January 7, 2022

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twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

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Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006

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Beanar

Variation of the word Beaner. It's used if you don't want to use the real, more offensive word (similar to nager).

White Guy: Hey look at that stupid Beaner!

Other White Guy: Shit man! Don't say that! He might hear you

White Guy: Oh...look at that stupid Beanar!

Other White Guy: *thumbs up* ^_^

by TypalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010

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