Lou's Beard

A phrase often preceded by the word "by", and used to express surprise, outrage, or excitement. Variations include "by the beard of Lou!" or "Lou's freaking beard!". Similar to the phrase "Zeus' beard!"

Lou's beard, it's freezing out today!

by SurfrChick89 January 17, 2008

Comb your beard

Slang for “Calm down”, usually used in Ebonics.

Charles: OMG WHY DID YOU WALK OUT OF THE ROOM?
Dwayne: Comb your beard mutha fucka, I was hungry!

by Kevin16 September 28, 2006

red beard

When a lover performs oral sex on his or her partner who is currently menstruating.

Willma finally talked Fred into earning his red beard during her time of the month.

by tru@ January 13, 2005

Beam Me Up Scotty

The best mixtape to ever exist xx

Have you streamed 'Beam Me Up Scotty' today yet? #Fractions #CrocodileTeethRemix #SeeingGreen

by SzaSzaSza May 26, 2021

Holiday Beard

When a male decides not to shave for the period of his holiday, returning with a rather terrible looking collection of facial hair.

"It's too hot to shave here, I'll just grow a holiday beard"

by Tobymono April 25, 2007

jim beam

An evil Kentucky concoction that ought to come with bail money attached to the bottle.

"I got loaded on Jim Beam and ended up in the Harlin County Jail for the weekend."

by serpent July 15, 2004

Beard Flea

A person that is unjustifiably impressed with themselves. Not a lowly arm pit flea or a below the belt flea, but an uppity “I am better than you” beard flea.

Brittney sure acts like a beard flea when she is driving her new Denali with 24” wheels and talking on her iPhone.

by sikalookin April 10, 2009