A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
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When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
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I got beaked!
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