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Battle Cats

The GIF explains it all
by Pl3bber June 11, 2018
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coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”
by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021
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The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021
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battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
by deevon the dude May 26, 2017
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battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.
They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.
by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008
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toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.
Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!
by Sosku10 August 21, 2021
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Battle Tubby

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.
My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.
by jake4life July 23, 2012
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