by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
by deevon the dude May 26, 2017

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

A younger child around 7 or 8 who is slightly over weight and flails his arms in an attempt to hit you when angry.
My friends younger brother was a battle tubby the other day when i wouldnt let him watch me play video games.
by jake4life July 23, 2012
