Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022

Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister

by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022

Nuked the bathroom

When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.

Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"

by Mishra October 5, 2016

Dulaney high school bathrooms

You walk in and see the piss yellow walls. You think it’s paint, but no, it’s actual piss. Carefully step over the used toilet paper and blood stains all over the floor to get in a stall. You look around the stall and see inspirational quotes telling you how beautiful you are and the occasional penis carved into the wall. Then you walk out to wash your hands and try the first sink. It doesn’t work. Next sink, it’s clogged with hair and something bloody and the handle is covered in ramen. Next sink finally works but the water is brown. So you give up, step over the bloodstains on the ground, and decide to stick to hand sanitizer.

I rather die in a port-a-potty then use a dulaney high school bathrooms.

by Cl0bie May 30, 2018

Bathroom rights

The right for getting to use the bathroom more then once.

Shweta once said " MRS. LAZZARI! i want my bathroom rights! I want to go to the bathroom freely without ur pestering!"

by Sweater Pattinson May 17, 2009

Bater Blocker

When you're beating your meat and make a wall of blankets to block just in case someone walks in.

I had to make a bater blocker just in case someone walked in

by hris top hrec December 12, 2009

Bathroom Tag

When three or more people are seated at a restaturat
and commence to visit the bathroom, one at a time, effectively preventing their server from establishing proper contact and gathering a complete order and throwing off the "natural" order of the restaurant.

Manager: "Did you greet table 7 yet? cause I'm giving you a party of 12"

Jones: "No i didn't , they're playing bathroom tag and putting me in the weeds"

by billytese August 29, 2010