Bartholomew

Just about the nicest man you've ever met. Very sweet, kind, and supportive. An easy friend to make for even introverted people. A huge nerd in stuff but a very funny and cute one, knowledgeable about random topics, and would rant on for hours on end about it. He's super confident in everything and aspires to be someone great.
He's one of the only people you'll meet with a smile on their face even when things are tough.

Person 1: Have you heard how hot Bartholomew was?
Person 2: Hes so dreamy and hot!

by Obcibedez August 16, 2023

Bartholomew

My name is Barry Allen
and I am the fastest man alive.
When I was a child I saw mother killed
by something impossible.
My father went to prison for her murder.
Then an accident made me the impossible.
To the outside world I'm an ordinary
forensic scientist but secretly, I use

my speed to fight crime and find others
like me.
And one day I'll find who killed my
mother and get justice for my father.
I am The Flash!

Woah! He runs really fast he must be a Bartholomew!!!

Ba na ninonino ba na ninonino bado bado ba na ninonino ba nInInonIno bado bado bwwaaaaa bwwaaaaa

by DOODOOOFARTnigga1942 August 29, 2023

Bartholomew the eraser

A very important eraser who is a leader of a group of three

Bartholomew the eraser is a loyal eraser

by Snowmanvr March 20, 2024

Bartholomew

The first name of Bartholomew Dinglenut, the most skibidi rizzler person in existence with a level 7 gyat.

Damn... Bartholomew is cheeked up today.
(I did this as a dare someone please remove this)

by Jamarius Quangle Dangle December 4, 2024

Bartholomew 4 Life

A non-profit organization that spreads joy and love via plush seal mascots.

Person A: Do you know about Bartholomew 4 Life?
Person B: Yea! I got them to come and visit my town while they were on one of their tours!

by nohlkan February 13, 2026

Bartholomew'd

when jay Bartholomew albertson the 3rd tickles your butt

hey kyle! did you hear jay tickled my butt? yeah, i really got bartholomew'd !

by LINXONRARO May 19, 2025

Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025