Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.
by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019
Get the Melon Balling mug.Is a sexual act that resembles a hot air balloon ride. While the girl isn't looking, one guy pinches his foreskin while urinating and starts ballooning. Then the other guy drops his "ballast bags" on the girl's chest like a Cleveland steamer. When the girl opens her mouth to scream, the other guy pops the "balloon" by releasing his foreskin in her face trying to get as much in her mouth as possible. Finally, the guys high five, forming an Eiffle tower.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Optional: Ro sham bo to see who has to go down on the girl.
Alternate: double team the girl and when the 1st guy is ready, he pulls out and pinches his foreskin catching the semen instead of urine.
Jay's girlfriend wanted to go on a romantic hot air balloon ride for their anniversary, but I helped him give her a ballooning over Paris instead. Afterwards I got to chili dog her while he ate out.
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a.k.a ballin', not to be confused with ballin
An act similar to scalping except that instead of scalps one removes the testicles (balls) of his/her enemies. They may then choose to display said testicles (balls) as trophies or wear them to strike fear in the hearts (and balls) of their foes.
An act similar to scalping except that instead of scalps one removes the testicles (balls) of his/her enemies. They may then choose to display said testicles (balls) as trophies or wear them to strike fear in the hearts (and balls) of their foes.
P.S. - "Excuse me gentlemen, I have some balling to do."
U.N. - "Where'd you guys go?"
L.S. -"We went ballin over on the east side, we were sick of people talkin' crap. We bagged 3 pairs."
U.N - "Nice."
S.B. - "I'm Ballin' like Stalin bitches!"
U.N. - "Where'd you guys go?"
L.S. -"We went ballin over on the east side, we were sick of people talkin' crap. We bagged 3 pairs."
U.N - "Nice."
S.B. - "I'm Ballin' like Stalin bitches!"
by Panicswitch October 27, 2009
Get the balling mug.Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.
Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.
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