The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.
“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.
by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019

The dirty buga is when you are asleep in front of the general store and several gipsies try to cum in your ear without waking you up.
I have seen the gipsies from the tent giving john a dirty buga las night after he fell asleep in front of the store waiting for it fo open
by BogusAnalus June 6, 2020

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
by The Hairbear March 12, 2013

by Jay goga April 20, 2020

by Poopsnitch69 January 8, 2023

A girl who is always in the club or at the bar hooking up with random dudes she just met. They are usually sexually promiscuous and drink a lot.
by Ron Brgundy August 17, 2010

When a national athlete smokes pussy because cigarettes are too unhealthy while boxing his narcissistic balls and coming up with excuses for not going to school
by hentaination April 14, 2020
