Billie Joe Armstrong

2nd Hottest man on earth (right behind mike dirnt) front man for green day. SOME (keyword) girls obssesed with him!!

Me: God, Melissa, you're, like, OBSSESED whith Billy Jo Aarmstong!!
Mel: It's spelt BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!! and no i'm not!!
Me: you 1,754 pictures of him cut out mags.
Mel: Umm... it's 1759.
Me: Oh, god.

by Mrs. Shelly Dirnt June 13, 2006

BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

A BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG (BJA) is a has-been.

"The Pope is a BJA."

by JunkFace April 2, 2005

billie joe armstrong

he is the most sexy man alive.... he is 20 year older then me bet I love him like a person and like a ma... he is hot... green day is the best rock group ever!!!!
i love him... I can't wait to fly to U.S.A. and go tu his concert.... I love him... my bigest dream is to meet him...
p.s. i hate Adrianne....nothing personal but she is Billie's wife so I don't like her..... o my god i love Billy Joe....

billie joe armstrong is such a perfect man....Oh I can't wait to meet him.... I am so exited...i hope to see him before he gets old....hmz.... I love him so....
For example my boyfriend left me Cauze he could't share my love with Billy Joe....It is so unfair.... I am dreaming about Billy Joe sometimes.... oh..... I love he like a person ,like musician,like man and like family man... aw...

by Adeline_me July 23, 2006

Clit Armstrong

(Noun) Insanely large clit

Upon going down on sweet Chastity I discovered a Clit Armstrong and congratulated her on her amazing clitoris muscle!

by Zomommey February 6, 2012

Billie Joe Armstrong

lead singer of Green Day that is brainwashing America's youth with his Far-Left songs. It seems as though he and the band have a pact with the ACLU

Green Day's best song is Time of Your Life...why'd they have to go off and be stupid Left-Wing Anarchists...?

by Bryan February 14, 2005

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 6, 2003

Pulled an Armstrong

: To disrespect your fellow co-workers and ravage them with cursing and excessive aggression while blaming them for something they had no control over.

“Did you see how that guy handled the situation, he totally "Pulled an Armstrong" on those two guys it was almost like a roid rage.”

by Sheppppy October 17, 2008