To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj February 23, 2012
Get the Chief Tardmug. someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.
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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?
b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)
by tech-savy! April 9, 2011
Get the tech-tardedmug. Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.
No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.
by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011
Get the Tech-tardedmug. by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018
Get the Pit-Tardmug. A member of the right political spectrum or republican party who thinks their an intellectual, usually in the age ranges of 12-18 which regurgitate things they hear on Ben Shapiro and other conservative figures, when in reality they don't know what they're actually talking about. One of their strategies is autistically screeching that the person who disagrees with them is an SJW and unironically say "get rekt libtard". They are also sometimes associated with incels and virgins.
Right-tard: OMG, insert name is such an SJW, CNN-brainwashed, soy-boy cuck
Person: Shut up Right-Tard
Person: Shut up Right-Tard
by reeraw123456 May 5, 2019
Get the Right-Tardmug. When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
Get the Shard tardmug. A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.
by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010
Get the Tard Spazmug.