Ally Dawson

The brunette cockblock from Disney's Austin & Ally. She LOVES love, writing songs alongside overnight pop sensation Austin Moon, and tormenting us Auslly shippers by acting like a total bitch to Austin all the time. Also, her oblivion toward Austin's love for her is quite annoying. Other than that, she is the cutest and most adorable fictional character yet.

austin moon: hi ally I love you

ally dawson: aw I LOVE love. Love is amazing! I wish I had someone that loved me so. Don't you?

austin moon: um... yah

ally dawson: so, you were saying something?

austin moon: uh... I just... um.... oh fuck just fuck this shit bye

by laurXmarano July 8, 2014

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Allie Brosh

Allie Brosh is the incredibly funny blogger behind Hyperbole And A Half. She is also quite sexy and deserves to be a famous billionaire.

I had a dream that I was stuck in an elevator with Allie Brosh and two Velociraptors. I, of course, saved her life so that she could keep entertaining the masses with her hilarious blog.

by It's Top Secret May 21, 2010

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ally lotti

ally lotti means finding the best fucking person ever. they are your soulmate

YO! guess what?! i found my ally lotti<3
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS

by lotti999 December 4, 2020

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Allie Baca Allie

A fullfledged, diehard feminist, who eats, breaths, and sleeps the tenets of feminism.

Carol Gilligan is such an Allie Baca Allie!

by Zarantai January 22, 2009

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ally brooke

Ally Brooke is a Mexican-American singer and former member of the multiplatinum girl group Fifth Harmony. She was usually called Allysus by her fans but she’s now the baddest bitch (go watch Low Key music video). She is a Qeen and a diva. She loves the song “I get on my knees” by Jaci Velasquez, because she doesn’t just get ok her knees to pray...

Allynizer1: Wow did you listen to Ally Brooke’s new song Low Key?

Allynizer2: Yeah! That bitch is awesome!

by FifthHarmony’s whore April 7, 2019

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