pussy ain't got no face

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.
Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."
by Nick D August 18, 2004
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Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
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I ain't never scurred!

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
by lady lynxx April 14, 2009
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Use In cases in the place of "its not my problem" or "fuk Dat bitch"
Person 1: Clean the kitchen
Person 2: if it's a chicken it ain't my cock

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Person 1: man you da nigga
Person 2: thanks man but it if its a chicken it ain't my cock
by lp2323 July 20, 2014
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i ain't yo napkien

i'm not your napkin; do not wipe your hands on me
when someone tries to wipe something on you, you say "i ain't yo napkien"
by Sweet Addiction September 19, 2006
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I ain't nobody's bitch

You're not someone's bitch, duh
So what , you're their bitch now?

I ain't nobody's bitch

- Daryl Dixon
by Black Tanooki January 06, 2018
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I ain't fuck ya

I ain’t fuck ya: To indicate innocence or reassurance of no wrong doing in a personal or business relationship.

aka: I haven't screwed you, I haven't fucked you.
Movie: Snatch Brad Pitt's character, Micky, a Traveler who sells Tommy and Gorgeous George a shoddy caravan (camping trailer) whose wheels fall off as they are towing it away; Mickey's says, "You want your money; I ain't fuck ya, I'll fight ya for it."
by DarwinMan March 15, 2006
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