A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.
M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010
Get the Thoughtful Giftmug. Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped
Monica: ohhh I never thought
Monica: ohhh I never thought
by Thick mamba July 30, 2018
Get the I never thoughtmug. To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.
I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.
by Jax77 September 21, 2015
Get the Collect My Thoughtsmug. A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021
Get the depressed thought disordermug. According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down
Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
by robin_writes December 7, 2016
Get the twi-late thoughtsmug. A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
by Vintage Translator February 3, 2019
Get the Franc for your thoughtsmug. A way of thinking that begins with the conclusion and spends the rest of its time trying to find ways to justify the conclusion, rather than the other-way around.
During an interview with the Monty Python troupe in 1979, they professed that "Life of Brian" was a condemnation of closed systems of thought. Example: after Brian escapes from the Romans, he is followed by a group of people who mistakenly believe he is the Messiah based on the fact that he does not finish his statement and therefore is "mysterious" to them. When he tells them he is not the messiah, they claim that only the true messiah would deny this. That is where dogma comes in. In the early stages of their new religion, Brian's unlikely followers built their faith out fo whole-cloth. They recover a gourd that is briefly owned by Brian, proclaim that it is a holy artifact and begin to assign greater meaning and significance to it. Upon finding his shoe, a schism emerges among his new followers. They are instantly dedicated to the emerging dogma to the religion of Brian. They are so eager to believe in Brian as the messiah that they immediately begin fashioning the tenants of their faith; the dogma of their religion.
-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut
-- Dogma & Theology - Life of Brian | Renegade Cut
by The Logical Fallacy January 12, 2019
Get the closed systems of thoughtmug.