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plank syndrome

The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
by Halftime32212 February 13, 2017
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oak planks in minecraft

oak planks are literally like the number 1 most known block/item in minecraft
You: do you know oak planks in minecraft?
Friend: yea
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
by dcs20120 October 3, 2011
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Plank

guys look plank
by rolokmast60 August 31, 2020
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diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
by randallrandy May 29, 2025
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plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.
Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!
by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021
mugGet the plank daddymug.

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