twisted noodle

When your brain is all twisted with different thoughts and oppions.

Woah man, this skunk is makin ma brain feel a lil twisted noodle.

by sucker CMC and Ray February 19, 2010

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.

"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.

by NoodleRat August 1, 2017

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Hide Noodle

A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.

Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "

by Ploozy October 16, 2021

Bramen Noodle

One of your bros. Usually one that you're very close with.

Hey, bramen noodle, let's pick up some Natty Ice after the game.

by Don't mess with Jesster May 7, 2012

Boop Noodle

A very adorable and friendly snake or a snake that loves getting booped (politely touched) on its snoot.

I love Boop Noodles; they are so cute and playful.

by Zielegend November 14, 2020