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purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
by Birdielin14 September 16, 2008
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fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.
by norcojsin January 2, 2012
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one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
by IATEASHART June 2, 2023
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death missile

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.
by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018
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Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.
Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
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Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".
Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".
by The Fap Factory June 8, 2017
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