by government.doing.stuff December 7, 2020
Get the lance videos mug.A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?
Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
Get the Lance mug.Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere
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Get the Lance Boyer mug.by TheOC January 29, 2020
Get the Lance mug.Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.
by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrong mug.Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!
Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!
by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020
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