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A type of christian is a narcissist who believes in toxic perfectionism and superior complexes. They also claim to believe in “purity” but then they say “god created man to fit woman. god made man to procreate bla bla bla” implying that humans only purpose is to have sex. But then they slut shame everyone and imply that sex is bad. But then they shame people who don’t want kids??? This type of christian is bipolar and a sheep. They live their life and make every decision based on a mistranslated book, and then wonder why everyone thinks they’re generic and boring. They also say love is important but would rather a gay person fake being in a happy marriage with a woman. Christianity is about appearance and looking “pristine” when really you’re not perfect, and really aren’t in the place to dictate others lives.
Not all christians are bad, but so many are so brain dead it makes my skin crawl. They’re bipolar too! They say one thing but then totally contradict themselves. Which just goes to prove their views aren’t fact, they’re just made up from the top of their tiny head <3
by annoyingrats.com December 25, 2021
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A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
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The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.

Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
1v1 me Ima make you my Bisshh cuz Ima "Christian"
by SoCheesy March 14, 2017
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A guy that makes people eat hair
Revenage Maddie just got revenge on Christian
by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
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is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.
Person1: You know the new kid Christian

Person2: Yeah

Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister
by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020
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A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
Girl: Ahhh, hey Christian! Wanna FaceTime?
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
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