Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Brad pour

Noun -- An exceptionally large portion of alcohol (typically wine) in your glass.

Don't get too drunk off that brad pour.

This one brad pour should last the entire night.

by Westcoastbestcoastfosho October 21, 2023

Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

by tinydoll May 13, 2023

Brad & Mindy

Couple goals

They’re Brad & Mindy. Goals

by blondeandblue November 11, 2020

Jeremiah And Brad

The hottest mans on earth. They could roast a wamen alive with a single stare. I love y'all. Eat me out sometime pls

I loVe Jeremiah And Brad

by Baznigger June 12, 2018

chicken brad

THE MOST EPIC MEMELORD OF ALL TIMES. However, there is only one and you are not him.

LOOK ITS CHICKEN BRAD

by chicken_brad November 12, 2019

Bradding Out

when one get's so frustrated that they either hit things or throw things while yelling or screaming.

Kal, no Bradding out! We do not throw our toys when we get mad!

by doridet August 4, 2021