Cult sheep

Someone who is so dumb that you don't even know how it is possible. There is nothing in their head and if you punched their head it would shatter. Derives from cults which have brain washed people and sheep which are extremely dumb animals.

Mike and Pete were such cult sheep that when they punched each others' heads, both of their heads shattered.

by Lolalolalo February 16, 2014

blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.

omg! look its toby, blonde sheep

by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018

Dick-Sheeping

The act of screwing a girl very timidly.

Marco was dick-sheeping that girl, she did not even orgasm.

by doctercockter May 11, 2011

Fuzzy Sheep

1. A form of awesomeness and manly man manliness that is impossible for most to comprehend.

2. A reference to another man's testicles

Dude: "That guy just punched a cop while stealing a million dollars worth of hookers!"

Other Dude: "Wow, he sure has fuzzy sheep."

by sherpa_derp October 12, 2011

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".

When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.

by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012

Da Sheep

Da Sheep is used to chat to your friends about girls and is becoming an EVOLUTION

yooo my slime I know you don’t know da sheep like that but she’s swag init

by jebasauras February 10, 2021