DJ nonce

Hides little kids under the dj boards whilst fucking a kid in the ass to the beat of the music.

You see that black van that’s dj nonce

by Liam Proctor November 15, 2018

DJ Blueballs

When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.

I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!

by rhythmrobot May 24, 2011

Youtube DJ

The act of having 2 (or more) tabs of youtube open with music videos pre-loaded on to them. Before the first video stops the youtube DJ will hit play on the next video transitioning from one song to the other seamlessly ergo eliminating the risk of awkward silences. often used in small partys and gatherings of acquaintances where there is no sound system present.

"man these tunes are sweet"

"yeah! you can thank the youtube DJ"

"I know, with all this music going on I can actually tolorate you"

"thanks"

by HaxMaster June 01, 2012

dj spare

Dj spare is the beast on the dj set. His dazzling ability to get girls is out of this world. He is described as cool, stylish and by some, POG. When Dj spare enters the room every goes crazy as he puts some shit music on.

boy: omg its dj spare, it time to get funky
dj spare: *starts twerking and whipping*
girls: *faints*
boy 2: cums on the celling in disbelief

by andrew brown jr June 27, 2021

DJ MOM

shes the mom you want to clean you bob. she's the fob to the lob. she eat dem socks when you kill her mom. I eat cheese but she killed me. I suck at rapping so I'm gonna make car noises.

nooooooooo
grefjyref
grerrrrrrrrr
rararrarararara

guy one: honk

guy two: ima slap you wit dis belt

the guy in the grave: whell thats DJ MOM. danananananananabadadadada

by BIGG Boi bRAAIn September 29, 2020

DJ BARTOLINO

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.

Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.

by Trovattore June 08, 2013

dj dan

A guy who knows how to blow a girl out good, commonly known to be a good climber

That guy was such a Dj Dan its unreal.

by SpenderMoMoney March 15, 2017