Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation

Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”

by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024

yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser

"Hey, what's up you fucking yank spanker?"

by crackerlicious December 18, 2009

Stank Yank

Masterbaiting while taking a shit

I was in the bathroom and got the urge.. so I did a stank yank and took care of it

by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025

Yank

To steal something, anything privately owned or public.

“Bro...I’m about to for real Yank that snikers cuz I’m mad hungry”

by “Yankmaker” April 11, 2018

hate yank

Hate yanking is when you masturbate while angry and high on crank and usually takes quite some time to finish if able to finish it all...

Kevin is at his hate yanking again because his old lady stole all his crank and is now doing it with the neighbor while sucking him off thereby leaving Kevin with no other choice but to take care of himself...

by tex WHITE April 29, 2022

Yank

a bri-ish term my friend used whilst refering to me.
me being half american living in the uk :/

"ur a focking yank"

by orlaalro January 7, 2022

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019