Windows XP

A version of Windows, that according to the Windows Pattern should have been terrible but is one of micrsoft's best ever.

Windows 95 - Bad
Windows 98 - Good
Windows ME - very, very bad
Windows 2000 - Good
Windows XP - Also good
Windows Vista bad
Windows 7 - Awesome
Windows 8 - Bad

by Sinfonia69 December 7, 2014

windows key + d

Actually, it doesn't minimize all windows, it shows the desktop. There is a slight difference. When you maximize any window, all your former maximized/restored windows will open again. Window Key + M is actually the minimize all shortcut, however if an application has a dialog open, it will not minimize it.

windows key + D shows the desktop, Windows key + M minimizes all windows that don't have open dialog boxes.

by Gomer Pyle July 24, 2007

Windowsed

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010

Windows 7

The best browser we will ever have. It features a series of cool function like automatic updates and better built-in antivirus. The OS supports 32GBs of RAM if you are running ultimate version. The cool aero theme and the file explorer makes it even better. It recked Windows Vista, the worst OS in the world except Windows 8. Sadly it had been discontinued by Microsoft and will no longer receive updates. Thank you for your support Windows 7!

RIP Windows 7

by bored hong kong student September 24, 2020

windows 69

windows but nice
also windows lol edition

"hey have you checked out windows 69?"
"bro"
"windows 69 doesn't exist"

by BenSav March 30, 2021

windows 98

A fairly okay OS that seems to crash a lot more often when used by geeks and Linux zealots, especially those who claim that Windoze is soooooo easy to use. Well if it is easy to run, then you shouldn't have a problem running it in the first place.
Or could it be true that geeks truly are less intelligent than they claim they are after all?

A clean install does not mean just loading the fricking OS onto the computer. Any Windoze-using idiot knows that Windows 98 reboots a bunch of times before the system becomes operational, and requires the CD THROUGHOUT the ENTIRE installation process.

by Jobris May 9, 2004

Windows XP

An operating system known for its revolutionary ability to restart its OS shell and most of its services automatically and almost imperceptibly - without user's awareness and intervention, thus giving an appearence of being much more stable then its predecessors. Has to be installed with network cable plugged out, otherwise gets infected by all sorts of digital microorganisms even before its first run. Tries to connect to obscure destinations about 12 times during install process. Good for consumer-type individuals and large corporations where initial laziness well evolved into symbiosis of corruption and incompetence.

Wow - it's another patch tuesday! Let's go crazy and patch all our Windows XP production servers first!

by solenoid July 16, 2008