Absolute pussy magnet, he drowns in women every night and everywhere he goes he cant escape it. His schlong is huge and it weighs at least 30 pounds, the only man in the world who could take on the Russian army single handly. He could knock out a tiger in one punch and could roundhouse a bear in one swift motion. Everyone wishes to be Will.
Doug: “wow will, i wish i was drowning in women like you.”
Will: “maybe one day, if you get rid of that wee wee ass haircut you may get some bitches on yo dick”
Will: “maybe one day, if you get rid of that wee wee ass haircut you may get some bitches on yo dick”
by AbsolouteChad November 21, 2020

Will is the best lad of them all and has the biggest .... well you know what. He is a legend and a big gangster
Will is a lad
by Ladboy69696 April 11, 2021

A real thicc weaboo boy that loves Clash Royale and believes in Pastafarianism and the PC Master Race.
by UwU69911420 October 11, 2019

Will can be describe as a baby whale as he is chubby, fat and very short. Once you get to know him he has a cute personality
by ilikefatboys July 11, 2023

The type of guy to be an absolute prick and and never gets a girls. He always cuts his balls whilst wanking
by BIGTWAT September 6, 2020

he is beautiful and wonderful and loves soccer. but he also has so much more because of what he went through. he has a lot of friends but sometimes he thinks that there afraid of him and it makes him think his friends think he'll really hurt them if they say something wrong but he won't. I know cuz I am a will. he loves easily and really just thinks the world of this one girl but he's too afraid of the consequences if she says no. so he waits. she already knows about his crush cuz a "friend" backstabbed him. and there's nothing he can do now that she knows. but he loves soccer and is really good at it. but sometimes he gets tired of the football guys taking the soccer ball and being annoying when he plays. he loves reading and he loves his friends. if you meet a Will talk to him and get to know him better. It's a really cool experience. they are really cool-headed and complex. he never really gets mad or annoyed about anything.
"Hey Will".
by ILIKECHALDREN April 9, 2022

He’s a really nice guy. Not usually a very big romantic but he does like people here and there. Sweetest kindest guy ever! Super funny. Usually has multiple friends but has one or two best friends.
Person one : “Hey, Did you tell Will how you feel yet?
Person Two : “No.! He makes me nervous...! I really like him though.”
Person Two : “No.! He makes me nervous...! I really like him though.”
by I_DontEvenKnowWhoIAm December 27, 2020
