Wild Wing Shit

The shit following a night of dining on buffalo wings - shortly after which, amongst the rank scent of your defacation, you can smell the flavor(s) of the wings you had eaten.

May be accompanied by a chocolate sneeze.

Austen: Aw dude what's that smell? Wild wing shit?

Geoff: Oh, that? I had parmesan garlic tonight!

by DonJuan12 September 20, 2008

Mr. French's Wild CrapTasterpeice!

One night, your out at the bar feeling pretty good. Then, like a freight train coming down a Rocky Mountain shute, that turd hits you. You make for the bathroom, but then realize that she porcelean goddess doesn't have a house around her. Oh No! So you make your claim and try to make yourself trust in the fact that the mile walk back home really "isn't that long". So you start walking...or waddling in this case to keep your loaf of bread all baker's fresh. Your now in the whole shot, and you can see the mountain top. But then your Christmas Trundleload takes a turn for the worse. So you do what any self respecting heavily intoxicated night traveller would do...You find a nice spot in which to relinquish your package. The placement...where else but the middle of a 300 square foot empty parking lot. Sure there's a tree and a garage within 20 feet, but your a champion for fire and steel. Clean snap! And only one shady business card is needed for a proper clean up. Congratulations! You've just completed Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!

Friend One: "Man I was walking home this morning and almost stepped in this humongous dog turd!"

Friend Two: " That was no dog turd...that was Mr. French's Wild Craptasterpeice!"

by Walker and French January 8, 2008

wilda

the name wilda is a word descibing a woman that is so amazing and awesome that it is WILD just to imagine. she is classy, sexy, beautiful, with a body out of this world. also something that is rare is to bare all these wonderful wild and awesome traits, and yet, to be one of the most intelligent females to exist. THE WOMAN ACTUALLY HAS A BRAIN AND KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!
A NUMBER 1 PICK FOR EVERY MAN...........

TO FIND A "WILDA WOMAN" IS LIKE THE NAME ITSELF, VERY RARE INDEED............YET OH SO DESIRABLE!!!

A GORGEOUS, INTELLIGENT, CLASSY MAN JUST BRINGS OUT THE "WILDA" IN ME...........

by WHATABOOTY February 3, 2010

Wildebeest

The sickest animal ever. Retarted though too. Eaten by chrocodiles.

I love wildebeest

by BOSnd417 March 17, 2010

Wild Things

A movie with Ubher sex panthers Denise Richards and Neve Campbell which has a convulsive convoluted plot. Add Hottie Matt Dillon and babaliscoius Kevin Bacon{eyes open for the frontal nudity} Bill Murray set it all in some swamp and the definition of WILD THINGS gets even muddier

you should rent Wild Things you wont know how it ends till the very end and be sure to see the easter eggs..

by DaynaS April 1, 2008

Wild Rover

1. A wayward local or traveler given to spending lavishly on alcohol despite not having resources enough to justify the spending. The "wild rover" is often the "life of the bar." The term is especially used in Irish pubs.

2. A staple bar song played in Irish pubs.

3. Originally, a temperance song meant to illustrate the dangers of excessive drinking.

1.
Mike: "Looks like Jim's playing the wild rover tonight."
Joe: "Yea, he's going to be broke and have a terrible hangover in the morning!"

2.
Last Verse:
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more

Chorus:
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

3. Written no earlier than 1829, the song’s nationality is questionable due to the fast rate at which it spread.

by piratejosh December 9, 2008

Wild Monkey Dance

Another term for 'da bonk.

Dawna: Hey man, I they're doin' the wild monkey dance up there...
Jamie: I'd be happy with a damn blumpkin.

by niteowl March 30, 2004