west linn

A suburb outside of Portland, Oregon.


You might be from West Linn if....

-You see Escalades, Hummers, Range Rovers, and Mercedes everywhere
-Your McDonald's has a plasma flat screen TV in it
-Some of the Portland TrailBlazers live in your city
-The highschool has an ATM in it
-The only crime that happens is teenagers egging cars....and it makes the local paper
-The majority of students at the high school drink and/or do drugs, yet they are academically one of the best schools in the state
-The cops have nothing better to do than pulling over people for no real reason
-Everyone asks "Are you rich?" or something along these lines when you say you are from West Linn
-There are hardly any minorities in your city


This is a generalization of WL, but it is pretty true.

West Linn is very similar to Lake Oswego


I am from West Linn, I am so cool.

by W.L. July 27, 2005

West Edmonton Mall

Is the largest mall in the Western Hemisphere of the world and the fourth largest on the planet. Calgarians like to bash West Edmonton Mall just because they have nothing that comes even close to being its rival.

Is home to the world's largest parking lot (20,000 spaces) and has over 800 stores. Its many attractions include, a life sized replica of the Santa Maria (Christopher Columbus's first and largest ship), an indoor water park (second largest in the world), the world's largest indoor amusement park, a world class hotel, and much much more.

West Edmonton Mall is the main tourist attraction and life of Alberta.

Some antonyms of West Edmonton Mall include: Chinook Mall, Calgary, and Southcentre Mall.

by Mattlafrance April 29, 2008

Kanye West

An epic f*cking douche bag. Arrogant, moronic, soul crushing b*stard with awful sh*tty music.

Person 1: "Did you see Kanye West at the VMAs?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a total douche."

by JaymesMaxwell September 15, 2009

North West

N. The exact spot that when our children's children look back and wonder what the fuck happened to our civilization. They will have their answer.

N. Kim and Kanyes baby

John: "God I wonder what went so wrong in the world"
Jim: "oh if you reference your iPhone 15 it was when Kim and Kanye decided to
Name their baby North West."

by Doctor Emmit Brown July 22, 2013

West Pool Swimmers

* A division of Stingrays Swimming who swim at the ghetto pool with the tent because we don't have a good aquatic center. But we're ten times cooler because that means the week before spring break we play ANIMAL BALL!!!! We are basically like a family, and spend all of our time together. Everyone, even the other Stingrays, wishes they were a West Pool Kid.

"Are all those swimmers related? No... they're the West Pool Swimmers . duh"

by WEST POOL REPRESENT=) March 23, 2009

Westchester

Westchester, New York (aka Alabama)

The place where mushroom boys go to fuck their sisters.

Benito: She's hot.
Bobby: Bro, that's your sister.
Benito: Anything goes in Westchester...

by sskkskkskskskskdsksokur July 26, 2019

Key West High School

A bullshit school where you can get away with pretty much anything including skipping class, fighting with teachers, and talking on the phone in class. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER! probably the only school 100 feet from the ocean.. with an amazing conch as the mascot!

I go to Key West High School so i am allowed to skip 1-7 period if i want.. and i will still graduate on time

by kwhsssisthebest February 27, 2011