waiting for a friend

the act of meeting or seeking partners for anonymous public tomfoolery; may also imply impishness

"I saw Dave Barrow acting the fool at the mall. He says he was waiting for a friend."

by Carl the Slangmeister July 1, 2009

writingness

An overwhelming plethora of writing inconceivable to the human mind.

I am halfway done the this crazy writingness that is due on Friday.

by heyyouismyname August 16, 2010

WEINing!

(Noun) The act of texting or Tweeting pictures of your genitalia to underage men or women.

Anthony Weiner got in trouble for WEINing!. His political career is most likely over.

by Oliver Perez Fan December 10, 2011

Weiring

To go out with the intention to Pull as many people as possible and get as inebriated as possible in the process

"Dad, I'm going out Weiring tonight"

"Lads/Ladies, anyone fancy Weiring tonight?"

by AlexusW November 23, 2013

Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

writing a god damn check

Going to a movie and the line is being held up by a lady writing a check.

My friend yells writing a god damn check.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

Waiting Face

When you initially don't find someone attractive but the more you see them the hotter they get. Basically just you lowering your standards to accept the options you are given.

Bobby (First day of class): "There aren't any cute girls in my class"
Bobby (2 months into school): "This girl in my class is so hot"
Scott: "Sounds like she's got a waiting face"

by ShotScott October 18, 2018