Wee dankle

Meaning little fat man.

My brother is wee dankle

by Singway November 26, 2019

wee kelzo

Wee Kelzo Is a Fierce Girl Who You Don't Wan't To Mess With, Wee Kelzo Can Also Be Loving And Scary.
Wee Kelzo Is Like a Guard Dog When Watching Loved Ones.

Wow i heard wee kelzo is like a guard dog when she looks after her dog!

by Machails July 1, 2017

Doubledecker wee

2 girls sitting on the toilet at the same time one on "top deck" slightly further forward, one on "lower deck" with legs open wider

Time was short and there was only one cubicle so we had to doubledecker wee

by LoquaciousLass March 10, 2022

wee dog

Goes by weed also but is a rare breed of dog you can eat and chew on.

Yo bro wanna go get some weed? ;)
You talking about that wee dog? Oh yeah definitely.

by iTOLDyouiSPEAKFaCtZ101 August 21, 2021

Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023

Wee Tan

When someone is taking a piss or you are taking a piss and you get sprayed by it

Man, I was so desperate for a piss, that I squatted over the loo seat and pushed out my wee quicker than intended and it sprayed all over my legs resulting in a Wee Tan

by Superhotlondongal October 14, 2015

brain wee

A brain wee is when one finds something hilariously bloody funny but one cannot react as one’s spouse or company cannot know!

Ash, one cannot divulge out loud darling! One must keep this text between us- do not react - we must just do our best to keep this quiet and simply have a brain wee- rather than letting out a large, erratic , full hearted laugh with a bit of released wee! 😉

by Ash & kezza August 3, 2019