wee calf

The punchline of a Scottish joke. Wee calf sounds like week off when they Scottish say it because of the slang they commonly use

Why did the cow go on holiday

-because it had a wee calf

by Bum chum 64 February 7, 2018

Wee dankle

Meaning little fat man.

My brother is wee dankle

by Singway November 26, 2019

Wee-Taw

A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.

Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.

by maevcore May 13, 2023

wee wou

wee wou is another word for yk what UwU

credits to laks for making word <33

omfg vedu and stuthi will wee wou <3

by spiritedaway January 3, 2022

wee dog

Goes by weed also but is a rare breed of dog you can eat and chew on.

Yo bro wanna go get some weed? ;)
You talking about that wee dog? Oh yeah definitely.

by iTOLDyouiSPEAKFaCtZ101 August 21, 2021

Doubledecker wee

2 girls sitting on the toilet at the same time one on "top deck" slightly further forward, one on "lower deck" with legs open wider

Time was short and there was only one cubicle so we had to doubledecker wee

by LoquaciousLass March 10, 2022

wee kelzo

Wee Kelzo Is a Fierce Girl Who You Don't Wan't To Mess With, Wee Kelzo Can Also Be Loving And Scary.
Wee Kelzo Is Like a Guard Dog When Watching Loved Ones.

Wow i heard wee kelzo is like a guard dog when she looks after her dog!

by Machails July 1, 2017