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utility wank

Masturbation, not initiated out of sexual arousal, but to achieve a goal, like relieving pressure or to become tired.
I couldn't sleep, so I utility wanked.

I wasn't even horny, it was just a utility wank so I could go to sleep.
by Germaggeddon January 9, 2013
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Not Worth a Wank

To describe a situation or occasion beneath ones-self, comparable to being beneath ones lowest level of masturbation.

An act that does not live up to expectation
John: Hey bill, have you seen that new horror movie, ya know the one that's really sick?

Bill: Yeah Ive seen it and trust me its 'not worth a wank'
by Myerpheus April 12, 2012
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Gentlemans wank

When a man decides to wear a condom,during masterbation.

generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.


performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.

hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.

had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
by Roland 808 March 19, 2009
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wank trough

Bed in which one masturbates. also called wank-pit or slapmatress
Dick Cheney's bvds are fused to his wank trough.
by shyjason September 5, 2005
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wank ammo

1. Porn used to get you in the mood for a wank.
2. Any pictures or videos a man can look at to assist in the wanking process. Doesn't have to be porn, can be any old picture of someone fully dressed, just as long as it gets you in the mood for a wank.
That pic of Jessica Simpson is just the wank ammo I need. See ya in a little while.
The bra ad in the local newspaper is great wank ammo.
by cunning stunt October 14, 2005
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clarity wank

You've found a potential fuck buddy! But you aren't sure if you actually want to fuck them...
Are you just horny and desperate?

Have a clarity wank!

Wank.. then look at your next potential fuck buddy online to see if you think they are still hot after you've blown your load.!
Boy 1: So did you fuck that girl?
Boy 2: No I had a clarity wank and decided she's not really that hot
by BankAllDay69 January 22, 2015
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wank off

1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
by BillyPilgrim479 February 21, 2019
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