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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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Wanganui

A town on the west coast of the North Island of New Zealand.

Great place to reside if you're a scum bag, beneficiary, criminal, or arsehole, then you can spend your weekends pissing your welfare money up against the wall at Moda or the Bull 'n' Gate.

Or you can stay at home and watch our gay mayor on dancing with the stars.

Well worth the journey........... my hairy nuts, It think it would be a much better town if we shot dead all the welfare bludging assholes, and turned castlecliff into a fenced off ghetto.

Other than that, nice place...really it is.
Mayor of Wanganui Michael Laws - "Damm i look good in spandex and makeup"

Member of the mongrel mob - " Lets go have a drink at Moda and spend all this hard earned welfare money"
by Wanganuipride May 31, 2007
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Eric Wang

Creepy Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every Tinder conversation with "Want to have sex with you. How tall are you. What's your number?"
A guy pulled an Eric Wang on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Eric Wang of you to treat that girl like a piece of meat.

I'm no Eric Wang! I respect women!
by ThoroughlyModernMillie September 18, 2014
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wang saber

When a man summons the force to create a lightsaber-like object in his pants.
They fought to the death with their wang sabers.
by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006
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Wiggle Wagon

n. Any combination vehicle having two or more trailers, especially short pup trailers. Derived from the uncontrolable wiggle motion these vehicles have while traveling down the highway.
Driver, I dont mind sharing my lane, but could you try and keep that wiggle wagon on your side of the line?
by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006
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Station Wagon

A form of car that was once popular in the USA until being supeseded by SUVs in the early 1990s. European car companies, such as Volvo, still make them. Also sometimes known as "Sport Wagon" or just "Wagon."
The fifth generation Camry does not have a station wagon version due to the new Highlander SUV.
by JNNC July 2, 2006
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swagger wagon

The term used for a minivan with lots of swagger. Only swagger wagon members are aloud in swagger wagon.
"I took a ride in the swagger wagon tonight, I'm full of swagger!"
by swaqqawagon69 March 18, 2010
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