A Walter

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.

“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal”

by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019

Walter

Gay af

Walter is gay af

by Mikeyuscools February 11, 2019

Having a Walter moment

If you‘re getting sick of someone who doesn’t care about rules. Or someone is trying to cheating you.

Someone is blathering about a subsequent event in a project meeting and try to convince the audience to follow his approach. Joe in the audience just asked Ed if he gets tired because his eyes are closed from time to time. He replies: “No, no... I am just having a Walter moment!”

by tschwalbach February 19, 2019

Pulled a Walter

When someone completely destroys a bathroom with the foulest stench. A stench so rancid, it will surely traumatize ...even the worlds toughest individual.

Once he mentioned his prairie dog, I had no doubt who had Pulled a Walter!

by Fitzperfectly August 31, 2018

Jeffrey Walter Jr.

A cinnamon roll who thinks he’s a bad person, but is actually a smol innocent bean.

Ur so nice your such a Jeffrey Walter Jr.

by My.Fingers.Are.Nicold June 1, 2018

Walter

Stimulate sexually until ejaculation.

I just waltered on my kitchen floor, I better document it on my spreadsheet

by hipbp9h8 November 4, 2023

knox walter

Whiti ChitChat legend, spends his spare time rizzing bitches... legend has it he was kicked out of school for being too cool and sleeping with all the guy teachers...

some describe him as perfect but i say hes more...

you remind me of knox walter

your fucking awesome and you have rizz (you dont)

by knox walter November 12, 2023