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the sigma you wish to be

This obviously referring to the one known as "the j".

A lot of people mistake it for j, but it is actually THE j
"oh hey handsome" wiggles butt cutely
"sorry, but i am the sigma you wish to be"
by kkinquestion March 26, 2025
mugGet the the sigma you wish to bemug.

wishful

where you are hopeful and wishing for something to happen
Izzy that’s wishful that Angel will forget
by ShutUpImRight June 12, 2019
mugGet the wishfulmug.

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.
"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"
by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021
mugGet the Spanish Wishmug.

Wish

Wish
Wish is from App Shit who loves skateboarding video games good chewing gum and his sister Spade his real name is Rex or Rexy he is 15 and that’s all I guess
by gooii69 October 12, 2022
mugGet the Wishmug.

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