by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023
Get the Wish-bonermug. A “Wish Maker” is a male companion that has a mind blowing head game. His oral ability to bring a woman to climax can’t be matched; not even by the most seasoned and experienced lesbians. A wish maker is very rare. Only a few are known to be in existence.
by Studly J Hungwell November 21, 2023
Get the Wish Makermug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. 
No one can keep their hands off her box. Sexy, bright, and fun on the outside and sweet, wholesome, and irresistible on the inside.
She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
She is love. She is life. She is the world's best-tasting healthy cereal that grants your three wishes: low sugar, high protein, grain free.
Every morning I have a bowl of Three Wishes before continuing my day as the coolest, healthiest, smartest person alive.
by lycksokare22 November 24, 2021
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
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